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Me: Could you take a pic of that red Ferrari next to us?
Her: Why this one? We just passed one the other way.
Me: That was a McLaren 12C, not a Ferrari.
Her: It's ugly.
Me: And we've seen 12Cs before. This is an Enzo.
Her: A McLaren Enzo?
Me: DO IT. Before he hits the hyperspace button!
Her: *sigh*

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Me: No way! Take a pic of that car too!
Her: That looks like ... a car.
Me: Skyline!
Her: LA doesn't have much of a skyline ...
Me: Exactly! Get a pic!
Her: *sigh*

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