I am sick of juggling three remotes for my soundbar, TV, and cable box, so it seems that a universal remote is in my future. But based on preliminary research, everyone hates theirs! So I ask you Opponauts - what should I be rolling with here? Obviously not this Harry Potter wand, although it's admittedly a pretty clever idea.

For reference, this is my soundbar, this is my TV, and this is my cable box.