I’m following E90M3's lead, and looking at the specialty used dealers around for interesting stuff. It reminded me of automotive trolling that I would like to do. If I had the money, I would buy this:

Then chrome the wheels, powdercoat the calipers silver or black (to make them look ordinary), remove the V badges, and add one of these in a light gray to match the interior:


I guess it’s a good thing I don’t have thousands of dollars just lying around for no good reason.