I can no longer find the stock penguin Pillow Pet photo I’ve used for years. This one works, though, because it meant I could make this beauty!

I bought a Vineyard Vines Kentucky Derby t-shirt. And I barely know anything about horses. Or the Kentucky Derby.

For those of y’all that flex, y’all know Vineyard Vines is wildly expensive, hard to find online, and t-shirts are never discounted. I found a lady that goes to Peru and buys t-shirts directly from the Vineyard Vines factory, and sells them at discounts. The discounts aren’t massive (I still paid over $30), but they’re definitely better than the 42 virtually everywhere. However, a t-shirt with a cute cartoon whale > most t-shirts.