This describes about a quarter of the cars droning past my office near campus.
Some of them are easy...but the neon with a crunched rusty front quarter and ricer wing? Hmmmm
The rusty civic with red plastic caliper covers and no visible muffler...did he take it off? Did it fall off?
Why can't kids just proudly proclaim their broke, and rattle around in at least a nice-looking dirt cheap volvo or something, rather than try to be posers all the time....
You're not fooling anyone, kids, so stop trying. Or stop bring so goddamn lazy and find some hose clamps and a beer can.