Rant below, for everyone else have the best mail truck. It's for sale in the UK if you're interested.

You've been doing it almost since the United States were founded, how can you still be so bad at it? My wife ordered two things. Item 2 shipped the day after Item 1. According to tracking info Item 2 is in the mailbox and Item 1 is in Wisconsin. Both items were in St. Cloud MN this weekend. At the same time. They were both in St. Cloud at the same time. How do you get one to its destination and one 5-1/2 hours the wrong way when they were sitting IN THE SAME BUILDING AT THE SAME TIME?