So I saw something today. I was driving on the freeway in the rain, and it passed me. It was big and ungainly, with strange tail lights. It looked slightly off, different than all the others like it. It was in some hideous turquoise color, which on the overcast day, at dusk, looked almost silver, which I also hate. All in all, very unattractive and offensive car.

Oh, who am I kidding. I got passed by a Flash Green V70R in the rain today! I had to waive at the senior citizen driving, but he probably had no idea what I was on about.