Versa SV "Special Edition"

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Coming into work, I was stuck behind a gray Nissan Versa SV Special Edition sedan. I didn’t know these things existed. I wondered, how could Nissan, the manufacturer of some of the shittiest cars on sale in the United States, make the Versa, one of the shittiest cars money can buy, even less (more?) shitty? Well, here’s the answer to the question you never asked and didn’t want answered anyway:

15-in. split six-spoke aluminum alloy wheels

Apple CarPlay® and Android Auto™

Fog lights

Leather-wrapped steering wheel

NissanConnect® 7-in. touchscreen display

Nissan Intelligent Key® with push-button ignition

Piano black trim

SiriusXM® Satellite Radio

Tire pressure monitoring system

According to Nissan, “the 2019 Nissan Versa SV continues to add interior features you don’t want to be without, but the all-new Versa SV Special Edition boasts advanced technology that makes driving truly effortless.” Damn, it’s almost as well-featured as an E90 M3.

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The car I was behind looked like this one. This isn’t it, obviously.
The car I was behind looked like this one. This isn’t it, obviously.

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