Come, my fellow oppo brothers! We shall toil in the V.A.G. diesel mines no longer! The time has come for all of you to overthrow the evil corrupt system and install me as your new dictator benevolent leader who will give you everything! Onward to Archduke’s palace of BMWs and doges! ONWARD TO FREEEDOOOOOOM!!!....

($kay, gamecat, Dusty, For Sweden, Yamahog, remain in position. You’ll get your cut once all the blood is mopped up)