Come on, I bet you can guess what kind of car this plate was on...

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YUP, a Saturn VUE. Like this one:

Ohhhh, you thought IMPALA, like Vlad the IMPALER, but no, it seems that Vlad sold his Impala. Or John sold his Impala that he named Vlad, whatever. Because I know I’ve seen the same plate on a late-model Impala before. Oh well, best to keep the obscure vanity plate and really confuse people.

Speaking of obscurity, I see a Suzuki Kazashi almost every day on my commute, with Vermont plates. Why does that matter? Beacuse when I see it, I’m about 65 miles from Vermont, and if I had to guess, I doubt the driver’s destination is in my town, so they’re putting on a solid 150 miles a day on that thing. Not only is it rare to begin with, but it’s gotta be running some high miles these days.

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