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What is the sound of one piston slapping?

Recipe stolen from the Norwegian Seamen's Church. (Contains no actual Seamen)

Time to make some fucking waffles!

Stuff you need:

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3 eggs
130ml sugar
454ml milk
75 g butter
100ml soured cream or creme fraiche
500ml self-raising flour
a bit of vanilla
A tiny bit of cardamom if you like that sort of thing.

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Whip eggs and sugar together.

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Melt the butter in your unicorn mug of choice and mix the rest of the ingredients together.

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Oooh, yeah. That's what I'm talking about. Just gotta let it settle for a bit before you make waffles out of it.

Meanwhile, let's squish some berries to put on them!

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Take some frozen strawbs. Yeah, that's right. I said FROZEN STRAWBERRIES.

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Run them through your blender that may or may not have been used since the actual seventies.

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Shit shit shit. Smoke is not supposed to come out of here! (Imagine smoke in picture)

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Exit house.
















Car.

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Store.

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Second Attempt

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Strawberry porn. Add sugar to taste.

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Time to fire up the waffle iron! Remember to butter the iron, so the batter doesn't stick.

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And there you have it! Perfect waffles

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