Recipe stolen from the Norwegian Seamen's Church. (Contains no actual Seamen)

Time to make some fucking waffles!

Stuff you need:

3 eggs
130ml sugar
454ml milk
75 g butter
100ml soured cream or creme fraiche
500ml self-raising flour
a bit of vanilla
A tiny bit of cardamom if you like that sort of thing.

Whip eggs and sugar together.

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Melt the butter in your unicorn mug of choice and mix the rest of the ingredients together.

Oooh, yeah. That's what I'm talking about. Just gotta let it settle for a bit before you make waffles out of it.

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Meanwhile, let's squish some berries to put on them!

Take some frozen strawbs. Yeah, that's right. I said FROZEN STRAWBERRIES.

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Run them through your blender that may or may not have been used since the actual seventies.














Shit shit shit. Smoke is not supposed to come out of here! (Imagine smoke in picture)

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Exit house.
















Car.

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Second Attempt

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Strawberry porn. Add sugar to taste.













Time to fire up the waffle iron! Remember to butter the iron, so the batter doesn't stick.

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And there you have it! Perfect waffles