This is a buddy’s race car, currently for sale. He wants to trade it to me to put a radiator in his E39, a job that takes an hour and a half, if that. I don’t get it. I really like 944s, as street cars. I know they make fine race cars, but I have absolutely no space, time, money, or justification for this, even to part it out. I gave up trying to play race car driver years ago and will likely never do another trackday. What’s wrong with me? Stef, you want another 944 for cheap? I know a guy...

From the ad:

1983 944 built to the old SPEC class, (now it’s GSR or G4R9PQSXRT5 or something) Motor in car is brand new with 3 sessions on it and no oil pressure or spark, c/o front, fat torsion rear, Bilstein, adjustable weltmeister stabs, 8 cookie-cutters, 4 have Kumho’s, 951 short-5th LSD, clutchmaster 6puck, porterfield pads, oil cooler, and on and on all receipts, 6-point, 2 kirkey’s and everything in my garage with a P on it. Includes brand new never-turned-over spare 944 motor completely re-done by (redacted): $3000 NOT STREET LEGAL. Registered non-op.