Is a terrifying and infuriating place. I just want Rice-a-Roni, Diet Dr.Pepper, and Hot Wheels.

I went to self checkout to avoid people, but they decided to switch lanes off. I then had to deal with an employee who couldn’t fix the lane telling me I couldn’t use the other lane over and over again (I wasn’t trying to, I was waiting patiently). Trying to convey that you understand won’t help when you know that your IQ is probably literally twice that of the person you’re dealing with.

The gorgeous Disco Volante for your time.

Good night Oppo.