What is the sound of one piston slapping?
What is the sound of one piston slapping?
Illustration for article titled Want to be an Author on Oppo?

ATTENTION ASSORTED WIENERS AND GONADS:

You want on Oppo? Can you even handle Oppo? If you think you’ve got what it takes (and some commenting history) drop me a line here and I’ll add you as an author between my sips of coffee and ignoring of my responsibilities at work.

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ETA: I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU LITERALLY LEAVE A LINE IN YOUR REPLY I WILL GIVE YOU AUTHORSHIP JUST TO BAN YOU!!!

PS: Here are the rules you filthy heathens.

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