ATTENTION ASSORTED WIENERS AND GONADS:
You want on Oppo? Can you even handle Oppo? If you think you’ve got what it takes (and some commenting history) drop me a line here and I’ll add you as an author between my sips of coffee and ignoring of my responsibilities at work.
ETA: I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU LITERALLY LEAVE A LINE IN YOUR REPLY I WILL GIVE YOU AUTHORSHIP JUST TO BAN YOU!!!