So today was the one of the biggest car shows in New England, and if you weren’t there, you should feel like an idiot. Shall we start things off with a LAMBORGHINI VENENO!!!!??!?!!!!

A few people...

ALL THE PEOPLE!!!!!

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It’s honestly difficult to take in all the details.

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Almost makes an Aventador SV look pedestrian. But wait, that belongs to the World’s Most Stereotypical Lamborghini Owner!

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WINNING!!

The DB9 is just too damn classy for its own good. Probably the most invisible car at the whole show.

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Somehow this Lagonda escaped the sandstorms of the Middle East!

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Have you ever seen a more quilted interior?!?

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The Enzo’s cool and all, but it’s a bit...common:

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The Ferrari P4/5 by Pininfarina is much more exclusive!

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I just love this red. Looks so sharp!

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Trying to camouflage itself as a handicap spot.

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Finally, I get to see a 918 Weissach WITHOUT the stupid stickers/wraps/graphics. Just a nice, clean, unmolested hypercar.

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The curviest and angliest yellow cars!

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Beechwood gear knob? Check! Leather underdash bag? Check! Handy fire extinguisher? Check!

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You don’t see a 919 everyday!

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Sorry for the goofy close-up. It was roped off (you can see the rope in the bottom right), and this was the best i could do.

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And a shot taken under the rope.

A brown Bentayga! I think this brown is a bit wierd, but I actually quite like the Bentayga.

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I’m generally apathetic towards the Conti GT, but I absolutely love this blue Speed version.

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Literally all the cocaine!

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My what big teeth you have Grandma!

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Here’s a shot with the rear license plate photoshopped out.

An Iso Grifo!

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Ooo, a Speciale!

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Ooo, a Speciale!

Ooo, a Speciale!

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Slantnose Turbo.

How to be classy: 1) red seats with a goddam decorative throw pillow. 2) Round vanity mirror for a windshield. 3) horn made from a squeezable turkey baster

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The i8 looks so sexy in Protonic Blue.

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And dose cantilevers!

Oh Hai! I’m a parrot!

Why did this man bring his pet parrot to a car show?