This is a Jalopnik. But what is it that makes its EnglishwritingInternetweblogjustkiddingnobodysayswebloganymorejustlikehownobodycapitalizesinternetanymorebecauseitisnt2004anymoreability so clear?

Is it the number of wats/derps (∞)? Is it the number of WTF’s, also known as Raph/Torch Time’s (∞+1)? Is it the way it is being used (as a means of killing time )?

What is it that makes a thing a Jalopnik?