Over the last few months, I held a comparison test between three high-performance luxury SUVs. This test was completely unbeknownst to the makers of those SUVs, the owners, or anybody but me. The contest was simple: Which would I see on the streets in my area first: A Range Rover Sport SVR, a Tesla Model X, or a Bentley Bentayga? Technically this contest ended two months ago when I saw a blue SVR parked outside a local pizza joint, but as we all know, SR20 or it doesn’t count. So today I present you the winner of my little contest, the surprisingly attractive (for a blob) and stupidly quick (for a four-wheeled vehicle) Tesla Model X P90D. Yessir, this is one fast egg.