Hear me out. We’ve seen the GT concept. We saw the ‘ADR’ mules. Now that they’ve become the Only Good In A Straight Line SRT Demon, why can’t Dodge make it handle?

Take the Demon, take all the drag racing goodies out of it, give it a competent track suspension (the kind of track with turns) and put some sticky NON-DRAG RACING tires on those wide wheels.

I mean, you COULD call it an AAR ‘Cuda Challenger, but that’s none of my business.