The A.V. Club
If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln
Rules Of The Road
We need a scale for how bad Doug will crash.
From 1 to 10.
December 2013 - Dodge Viper GTS - Columbus, OH - Driver of the Viper slammed into traffic. Car was a total loss.
September 23, 2009 - Dodge Viper GTS - Audru, Estonia - Viper was racing a BMW M3 during an open track day.
October 05, 2004 - Dodge Viper GTS - Sverepec, Slovakia - This car belonged to the Mayor of Zilina, a Slovakian town. He crashed into a Mazda 626 and destroyed the only Viper in Slovakia.
July 11, 2011 - Dodge Viper GTS - Seattle, WA - Flipped over
March 15, 2015 - Dodge Viper GTS - Clovis, CA - Driver got on it, and in 3rd gear lost traction and hit tree spun around and totaled!
April 12, 2015 - Dodge Viper GTS - Texas Township, MI - 48 year old driver fishtailed after leaving a restaurant, crashed into a tree, and the car exploded. He did not survive.
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