...of people who would put this note on neighbors’ cars: “Your car is too quiet for this community. Please increase the noise.”

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!

Also: “Your race trailer has only been in your driveway one day this week. Our covenant requires that it remain there semi-permanently.”

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And perhaps: “We’ve noticed your car has been up on jack stands for a few weeks now. How can we help? We’ll bring beer.”