Today isn’t my day, apparently.
Slept through my alarm
Forgot my watch (my left wrist feels nuuuuuuuude)
Nicked my finger with a razor blade at work (no real damage but the stinging is annoying and it’s bleeding like hell)

But my wife and dogs are wonderful and my beard looks pretty good

Here’s a photo I made in Paint because my mom named her new Kia Soul, “Jugs,”

Because it looks like a milk jug.

Illustration for article titled Wednesdays, am I right?

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