If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln


I just drank all of this. And I feel nothing. Turns out you can be labeled as malt liquor with only 5% ABV WHAT IS THIS? PURITANICAL NEW ENGLAND!!!???

Penny for scale. Not really it was just there.

Edit: After smoking a cigarette I feel a little bit of a buzz, but that’s still disappointing.

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