What’s with these strangers, dissing my car?
Why do they gotta front?
What did we ever do to these guys
That made them so violent?

Woo-hoo, but you know I’m yours
Woo-hoo, and I know you’re mine
Woo-hoo, and that’s for all of time

Oo-ee-oo I look just like Crazie Kanuck
Oh-oh, and you’re 2011 Nissan Juke SV
I don’t care what they say about us anyway
I don’t care ‘bout that

Don’t you ever fear, I’m always near
I know that you need help
Your chassis is twisted, your wheels are off camber
You need a guardian

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Woo-hoo, but you know I’m yours
Woo-hoo, and I know you’re mine
Woo-hoo, and that’s for all of time

Oo-ee-oo I look just like Crazie Kanuck
Oh-oh, and you’re 2011 Nissan Juke SV
I don’t care what they say about us anyway
I don’t care ‘bout that
I don’t care ‘bout that

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Bang, bang a knock on the rev limiter
Another big bang and you’re off the race track
Oh no! What do we do?
Don’t look now but I lost my wheel
I can’t run and I can’t kick
What’s the matter babe are you feeling sick?
What’s the matter, what’s the matter, what’s the matter you?
What’s the matter babe, are you feeling (NAH) Cayenne Red?

And that’s for all of time
And that’s for all of time

Oo-ee-oo I look just like Crazie Kanuck
Oh-oh, and you’re 2011 Nissan Juke SV
I don’t care what they say about us anyway
I don’t care ‘bout that
I don’t care ‘bout that
I don’t care ‘bout that
I don’t care ‘bout that