So my girlfriend and I went to see Weird Al Yankovic. I knew to expect a good time, but I didn’t expect to be blown away and to be laughing so damn hard the next time.

I had lucked into finding some 2nd row, aisle tickets on the floor at the Palace Theatre and when Weird Al played “Wanna be your Lovr” he was going through the crowd and humping, eyeing random women audience members... my woman was the lucky recipient of the 2nd verse

Girl, you smell like Fritos

That’s why I’m giving you this hungry stare

You’re so hot, you’re gonna melt

The elastic in my underwear

She loved it. She cried tears of joy at the end of the show. My cheeks were red from laughing so much. Excellent way to spend a night