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True story: in about December of 1984 my uncle Rob - the cool uncle for sure - took me to a WWF house show at the Cambria County War Memorial Arena. I remember at the time my favorite wrassler was George “the Animal” Steele because he was fat, old, and weird. He was on the bill, and so were Lanny Poffo - with his poems on frisbees, Junk Yard Dog, Jake “the Snake” Roberts, and Randy Savage.

I was in second grade at a Catholic school and this was like a big deal. We didn’t get home until like 10:30 that night and he had to park his Cavalier at the bottom of the hill in a vacant lot because of the snow.

The next day I was in school and we had show and tell. I don’t remember what I took but one kid in the class brought some signs he had picked up off the floor.

He said, “these are some signs I found at wrestlin’ mania last night.” They were covered with the kind of nasty, vulgar insults you’d expect from loud-mouthed western PA wrasslin’ fans.

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And the teacher, miss Coco, was about 23 and turned bright red. She told him to put the signs away because they had lots of bad words on them.

I don’t know why that memory popped out of my brain but it did.