Been looking for employment for a while now. Currently making less than half of what I'm used to; cards getting declined and such. Thankfully bills are still being paid but I do so dearly miss being able to buy things like food and booze and car parts.

On a whim, I tossed my resume out for a job I feel I'm qualified for. Right up my alley, actually. Got a call back an hour later for an interview! Woo, right? DAMN RIGHT WOO MOTHERFUCKER, WOO. I went back and read the posting a little more to ready myself and noticed they posted a salary range. I had missed that before. It's four times what I am currently making. Z/28 money. S-Class money. And they want to interview me.