Giving in to my insomnia, I brainstormed #alternativeThoughts that didn’t involve Toyota products. I remembered that 1st-gen Colorados were cheap (because GM reasons), and thought it was worth a gander.
If you want the loaded model with the LH8 V8 (and how could I not? 300hp in a smol boi), the price skyrockets to over 20 grand. Cheapest one I found was 16, with high miles of course. Oh, and there’s not all that many of them.
Feh. Back to browsing old Tundras and 4Runners.