If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

Well, the hair is getting chopped off tomorrow.

So I won’t be compared to Jesus Christ, Charles Manson, a homeless man, or that one guy from Fleetwood Mac anymore.

It also means I’ll go back to be carded every time I go to a bar, because I’ll look like I’m 19 years old again. My goal was to just let my hair and beard go crazy some time before I go bald (or die) so I did get that much out of it.


But I won’t have a vehicle suitable for my new over-groomed hairstyle... I guess I better go buy a Lexus!

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