If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

Well, the house across the street is finally being rented out.

First applicants were a young couple — 17 and 20 years old — with a two year old son, and a rather loud pitbull puppy. The guy has 6 months of work history. Total.

It’s always an adventure when that property gets rented out. Last time they rented to a totally normal guy — who ended up letting his homeless meth-smoking friend live in a van on the street — who then lit the house on fire with a cigarette.


You just can’t make this stuff up.

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