Ok first an objective list: Handling, performance, luxury, etc. and then a list that includes emotional appeal as well. Please only use one model per chassis, so if you list a CL, do not also list the accompanying S class somewhere else on the list (unless the models are radically different).

I know it is hard to compare luxury sedans with sports car, but just do it gosh darnit!

1. S65 AMG Coupe: Impossibly gorgeous, insanely powerful, arguably the one of the best interiors ever made, great handling for its size

2. SLR McLaren: Stunning, great handling, bonafide supercar, incredibly powerful, still extremely desirable today

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3. Maybach S600: A beautiful Rolls-Royce competitor with arguably the best interior ever made

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4. SLS AMG Black Series: Best version of Mercedes’ beloved supercar, equipped with the best engine Mercedes ever made.

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4. SL65 AMG (R231): Although the styling is controversial (I personally love it) It’s the best version of the best GT Mercedes has ever made. Incredible power and great handling.

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5. CLS63 AMG S Shooting Brake

Arguably the sexiest wagon of all time coupled with over 550 horsepower and a beautiful interior

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6. AMG C63 S (C205)

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The successor to the amazing C204, better in every objective way, but it is missing some of the emotional appeal of the old one

7. C63 AMG (W204)

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The best selling AMG of all time and has one of the best engines ever made

8. CLK63 AMG Black Series

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The best of a very solid and powerful line of AMG c class coupes. Oh and Jeremy Clarkson called it the best car he ever drove (lol)

9. G63 AMG 6X6

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By far the most ridiculous car Mercedes has ever made. It’s also sexy and has amazing offroad capability and a gorgeous handbuilt interior.

10. R63 AMG

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A 500 Horsepower 4WD minivan. This had to make the list.

Top 10 best emotionally... I can’t decide on the order so I’ll just scatter some random contenders... DO NOT DO THIS IN THE COMMENTS

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300SL Gullwing

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560 SEC

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AMG Hammer

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SL73 AMG

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W140 S600

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OK, so now you’ve seen my picks. Now let me see yours!

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