I don’t know if it’s just in my head, but it seems like my FB and Instagram have been flooded recently by a deluge of tired stereotypes and sweeping “car guy” generalizations. Here are my most cringe-inducing:

-Obsessively cleaning my car

-Cleaning my car

Exhilarating.

-Volvo wagons

Care Alert.

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-Nurburgring times

-Quarter mile times

-0-60 times

-Time in general

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-Bitching about how new cars have no soul/don’t look as nice/are heavier

Tell me more, please

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-Brand rivalries

(Drives an Altima)

-Talking about cars you’ve never driven

-Models posing with cars

Ah yes, of course; the 1969 Le Mans winning Raptor

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-Retro liveries

Don’t cut yourself on that edginess

- “No fucks given” cars

What are yours?

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