A burnout, of course!

My dad went down to Phoenix for his friend’s birthday last week, and his rental was this 2016 F-150 with the Coyote 5.0 and RWD, because Arizona. As you all may remember, my father is a horrible human being with no respect for other people’s cars; he does despicable things to them like parks with the bumper a few inches over the sidewalk. So of course he did what anyone absolutely no one with any sort of decency would do with a RWD, V8 pickup: a burnout.

Although I would never ever buy a RWD pickup, I have to admit that they are great at burning rubber, what with all that torque and no weight over the back. My dad, on the other hand, is not so great at burnouts. As you can see in the video, he forgot to turn of the traction control at first. The big Coyote makes a valiant effort to overcome the computer, but only once my dad remembers and switches the system off can the truck finally announce that it has selected a new pope.