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Introducing the Tesla Recovery Vehicle. Are you Mr. (or Mrs. - we don't judge) Tesla Owner aware of all the recent news of Teslas crashing and catching fire? Do you want piece of mind that you and your $100,000 electric investment shall survive a brush with fiery death? Have no fear, the Tesla Recovery Vehicle is here. If you are driving along one day and your Tesla catches fire, a notice is sent out and the Recovery Vehicle team will be along shortly to rescue you and your car. Mr. (or Mrs.) Tesla Owner, can you afford not to have this service?