Why is her avatar a horse’s ass? BECAUSE IF YOUR GONNA TALK ABOUT LICKING BUTTS ALL THE TIME YOU’RE GONNA BE ONE, THEN! AND YOUR DAMN RIGHT I’M SALTY ABOUT YOU GETTING A $1000 PHONE FOR CHRISTMAS WHEN I’M THE ONE WITH 3 JOBS PULLING DOWN 90 hrs/WEEK YOU LITTLE RUGRAT

...I still love you though, little one.