O no its raining out. I think I will leave my brain at home today so it doesn’t get wet.
I’m heading to work on the highway and go to change lanes. Its a gray crappy wet morning. I go to change lane and just before I shift I see the outline of a car. Its grey and has no lights on. Mass has a law that says something like light on when your wipers are on. This car was just the right shade to blend into the highway. I imagine the law is for just this type of stupid. Not to be outdone, a few minutes later someone, who apparently was far too excited to go to work, comes blasting down the highway with their high beams on.
on a warmer note, last night fire: