What if I cut off a coil of my front springs, then spaced it back out to stock length with a large metal bushing or hockey puck so that the car rides at the same height but now has the higher spring rate you would get from cutting a coil? This would retain my alignment I just had done, and hopefully help the Sofa corner better.
And before you say "Get lowering springs" they don't exist for this car. There are some for the Bonneville which is the same platform, but they're several hundreds of dollars and I would also have to get an alignment.
EDIT: Why can't I put in a title with the new editor?