I had a set of earbuds on my desk at work. They were the apple buds that came with my wife’s iPhone 5 back in 2012. I say HAD and WERE, because someone took them, and left me instead with a set of yellowed white Samsung buds.
There has been nobody in my cube. There has been nobody with earbuds in my cube. There is no explanation other than someone intentionally swapping their dirty used buds for my dirty used buds.
What the fuck is wrong with people.