Was on a midnight cruise in the Challenger. A fart-canned Honda comes up on my left corner behind me, and does these quick noises that sound like any of the following:

-The puff of air that you get at the eye doctor

-Scraping shoes on cement

-Sweeping the floor


At first I thought the driver had a really loud sniffle, but then my thought was blowing nitrous, which might be the universal battle call of ricers everywhere when they spot an enemy muscle car, especially one with an “Objects in mirror are losing” sticker. (Full disclaimer - I did not retaliate.)

It could’ve been NO, or not. I have very little knowledge about nitrous. It...um...makes you faster!