I'm sure you've taken great care of your 1985 LeBaron convertible. I trust when you say it's very, very clean. I will, however, take exception to your assertion that it is so clean that I could eat off of the underside.

Sadly, looking at your car provokes such violent nausea that I'm afraid I would be unable to eat anything at all for several hours after viewing it, no matter how antiseptic the environs.

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