What the flying duck is going on?

I had a good day, but all this ducking nonsense has put me in a fowl mood. I was about to do my nightly preening and check on my nest egg, when this came out like a busted down pillow. I think I’ll put my head under water for a while, and try not to think about that l’orange nightmare I had. My doctor told me to not concentrate on it, but he’s kind of a quack.


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