Every now and then I look on Craigslist or ebay for either a Vanagon or Beetle. I camp and go on adventures a lot so a Vanagon would be an awesome fit for my lifestyle. I also live in close proximity to the coast; which would make a Beetle fun to tool around with and a solids transport for my surfboards.
Today I discovered why you do not feed a Beetle after midnight. (Yes, that sure was a play on to Gremlins.) Ladies and gentleman, cover your children's eyes and be prepared to view Satan's spawn:
Here is just a taste of what is inside the link.