My local Starbucks is closed today for sensitivity training. I need something to do as an alternative to going there for a coffee this afternoon....

In the interest of equality, whatever I do must cost less than $6, and must not take longer than 15 minutes. I am willing to accept getting a poor relative value for my $6, in addition to the long term health effects of excessive sugar consumption, and whatever insensitivity the employees need to be trained to avoid. It must also be an acceptable excuse for leaving the office, in the manner that “I’m going to Starbucks to get a coffee” is.

Any ideas?