Regardless of what Torchinsky thinks of the 2nd Gen xB, they were amazingly great for one purpose: driving large drunk idiots home from bars. Now that they’re leaving the market, who’s got a suggestion for the next great cab?

If you say, Prius, you’re wrong, not just because the cost of replacing battery packs negates the gas savings, but because you simply can’t fit four drunk frat bros and a driver in one. And keep in mind that these vehicles operate 24/7, averaging 130,000 miles per year. So they need to be indestructible, cheap, with okay mileage, and room to shuffle people from strip club to strip club on a Friday night. Ready? Go: