What would high-school-age you think about your current car?

I was thinking about this a little while ago, and I think I know exactly what high-school me (circa 1992) would say:

"Holy shit, Fiat came back to the US market? Wait, they own Chrysler now? That's so WEIRD! Neat car, though."

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Then, following that...

"Ha, this must mean you're out of the closet then!"

MOTHERFUCKER. I'd have to kick him in the balls.

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