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What would you name a racehorse?

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We all know racehorses have weird names. This is because it is illegal to give a racehorse a name that has already been given to a racehorse, and violation of this rule can get you banned from horse racing. So racehorses are given weird names like “TV Studio” or “Viagra’s Revenge” in the hopes that they won’t share a name with any other horse. I imagine it would be super fun to name racehorses. I’m thinking something like “Your Mom,” “Mike Ock,” or “Thunder takes the lead”. Just imagine how much more fun horse races would be if the announcers had to refer to the horses by names like that!

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Image: “Your Mom is in the lead, but Mike Ock is surging ahead!”

So what would you name a racehorse?

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