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What's Oppo Drinking?

My buddy told me he would drink some Champagne, so I ordered a bottle of Champagne. Then my buddy drank no Champagne. So I drank a bottle of Champagne while I sat at a cramped table in the comedy club and watched Norm MacDonald be hilarious. Now I’m home and drinking Zacapa, the sweet, sweet nectar of the Gods. How about you?

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