Some cars are better than others. And I don't mean in the "well I'm sure the Camry is all grounded to the ground and all that but just means I can't Orlove it!" sense, I mean in the "I'm sure they still manufacture these things for Air Force missile test programs because that's the only organization in their right mind who would buy them" sense. We've already gone over ten cars that get better with abuse including LeMons racing, but I want to know what cars do you think are practically designed from the drawing board for a particularly gruesome and untimely death, and in what form should said gruesome and untimely death take?

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