Decided to drive to STL for the weekend, got to Topeka. Doesn’t look too bad right? Wrong, tire is fucked and the spare was flat. Fix-a-flatted the spare.

Wrong hotel location, drove to correct location, room smells like wet dog. Fuck my life.

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Edit: More fun! Shitty narrated Godzilla is on TV and the people in the next room are banging. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I’m officially out of fucks to give.

How’s Oppo’s night going?