- 00:00 - 10:00 : (Mike) This sad motor / This crackin’ motor / This unloved motor
- 10:01 - 15:00 : (Mike) A bit of a wobble in the steerin’
- 15:01 - 20:00 : (Edd) You’ve got to be kidding me / No / I’m actually pleasantly surprised
- 20:01 - 40:00 : (Edd) In the meantime I’ll send it off
- 40:01 - 45:00 : (Mike) I reckon I can do it meself
- 45:01 - 55:00 : (Mike, Edd) [Driving to / through a location only tenuously related to the car]
- 55:01 - 60:00 : (Mike) You’ve just bought yourself a . . .
