I’ve mentioned it before, I get these calls from Google Maps marketing assistance company whatever. Todays call:
Hi am I speaking with the business owner
google maps ass.: well blah blah blah
Me: cough, cough, choke, uh hang on
Me: damn, uh, I just farted and this is the worst thing i’ve ever smelt.
now I though t that would be all it would take to get them to hang up, but she starts up again with blah blah whatever
Me o damn, I dont think i can handle this. It must have been the cheeseburger I had for breakfast. Damn, have you ever had a cheese burger for breakfast , cough cough choke, my stomach just can;t handle it, I dont think you should try it.
Any other ideas?
Ass: Google maps ass, is this the business owner?
Ass.: blah blah blah
Me: o sorry I dont speak English
Ass.: (in a very angry tone) your ridiculous
Me: YOUR OBNOXIOUS
A few days ago:
Ass.: google maps ass, is the business owner there?
Me: no hes on his way to meet you
He just jumped in his hot air balloon and is on his way to meet you this very moment.
just since posting this like 15 minutes ago
Me: I dont speak English.
Ass.: Ok what language do you speak
Me: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (i didn;t think past this part) uhhhhhh oh, Swahili.
Ass.: (silence) Ok we’ll call you back.